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JAILHOUSE COOKBOOK

INMATE'S COMPLETE GUIDE TO COOKING GOURMET MEALS IN PRISON!

THE MOTHER OF ALL PRISON COOKBOOKS!

DISCOVER GOOD FORTUNE EAT WELL AND FEEL GOOD (Chinese Proverb)

  • EAT LIKE ROYALTY EVERY DAY
  • ENJOY PRAISE FROM FELLOW INMATES
  • EARN "CURRENCY" COOKING ON REQUEST
  • ENJOY FABULOUS HOLIDAY RECIPES
  • ENHANCE WHAT'S IN THE COMMISSARY
  • NEVER HAVE TO EAT ANOTHER SPREAD!

About JAILHOUSE COOKBOOK

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Author: ARTIE CUISINE

262 Pages - 110 Recipes.

Paperback

$16.95

ISBN 9780615419275

THE STORY OF THIS BOOK

  • AS A HUMAN BEING, I JUST COULDN'T STOMACH THE DISGUSTING PRISON FOOD BEING DISHED UP TO US LIKE ZOO ANIMALS.
  • I WAS DESPERATE. I KNEW MY HEALTH AND WELL-BEING DEPENDED ON THE FOOD I ATE.
  • I JUST HAD TO CHANGE THINGS.
  • I EXPERIMENTED WITH A COMBINATION OF COMMISSARY FOOD AND FOOD I WAS ALLOWED SENT IN FROM OUTSIDE. I NOT ONLY SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, BUT OTHER INMATES WERE CLAMORING TO EAT IT!
  • SO I KNEW YOU'D NEED IT, AND WROTE THIS COMPLETE BLUEPRINT ABOUT HOW TO COOK GOURMET FOOD IN PRISON.
  • JAILHOUSE COOKBOOK IS MY TWENTY YEARS PROFESSIONAL COOKING EXPERIENCE -- IN HIGH FLYING NEW YORK RESTAURANTS AND IN PRISON -- CONDENSED INTO ONE EASY-TO-READ BOOK.
  • I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT, AND WHAT YOU'LL NEED. BELIEVE ME, ONCE YOU READ THIS BOOK YOU'LL SEE IT'S SO EASY.
  • I'LL SHARE MY BIGGEST SECRETS, YOU'LL BE COOKING GREAT IN NO TIME.


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LET ME INSPIRE YOU...

  • THE GOAL IS TO FILL YOUR BELLY WITH ENJOYABLE FOOD
  • THROUGH COOKING, YOU'LL LEARN TO MAKE FRIENDS AND GAIN STANDING/RESPECT IN THE INMATE COMMUNITY.
  • YOU'LL DISCOVER A SENSE OF COMFORT, ACCOMPLISHMENT AND SELF ESTEEM.
  • BECOME INVOLVED IN A POSITIVE, HEALTHY ACTIVITY, CREATING SOMETHING YOU'RE PROUD OF.
  • BEST OF ALL, IT MIGHT MOTIVATE YOU TO CONSIDER A RESTAURANT CAREER -- RESTUARNT OWNERS OFTEN OVERLOOK PRISON RECORDS OF HARD WORKERS WITH KITCHEN SKILLS.
  • MANY PRISONS ALLOW INMATES TO COOK THEIR OWN FOOD. I SPENT TIME IN THREE. CHECK IF YOURS IS ONE OF THEM.


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WHAT'S INSIDE THIS BOOK?

  • A BLUEPRINT FOR HOW TO COOK GOURMET FOOD IN PRISON
  • COOKING LIKE A PRO!
  • FOOD SOURCING, WHAT NO-ONE ELSE WILL TELL YOU
  • ADVANCED TRICKS TO SUCCESSFUL MEALS
  • TURNING LEFTOVERS INTO NEW GOURMET DISHES
  • HIGH SUCCESS WITH LOW COST
  • CAPITALIZING ON FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON THE OUTSIDE
  • SPEND YOUR TIME DOING SOMETHING ENJOYABLE AND REWARDING
  • NO MORE GUESSWORK AND MISTAKES
  • COOKING AS PLEASURE
  • STORIES ABOUT THE COOKING GAME
  • GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY!

Are you ready to enjoy some GOOD food?

Grab this book now!


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SO HOW IS THIS BOOK DIFFERENT?

  • IT'S THE BIGGEST AT 262 PAGES.
  • IT'S COOKING 101, WRITTEN BY A PROFESSIONAL CHEF IN JAIL.
  • IT'S GOT THE BEST RECIPES ...
  • IMAGINE CELEBRATING THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS, AND EASTER WITH YUMMY:
    • PINEAPPLE GLAZED BAKED HAM
    • BBQ FRIED CHICKEN
    • ROAST GARLIC WHIPPED POTATOES
    • CANDIED YAMS
    • CARAMELIZED ONION AND CORN STUFFING
    • APPLE-ORANGE-CRANBERRY SAUCE
    • COOKIE CRUSTED PUMPKIN PIE
    • AND SO MUCH MORE
  • IT'S DENSE WITH MORE MOUTHWATERING DISHES, FOOD TIPS, AND COOKING STRATEGY
  • IT HAS x NUMBER BREAKFAST DISHES, x ENREES, X DESSERTS, AND X SWEETS.
  • EXCELLENT FOR BOTH BEGINNERS AND VETERANS.
  • IT'S PACKED WITH INFORMATION ON FOOD PRODUCT AND EQUIPMENT YOU'LL NEED AND MAKE
  • LISTS OF WHAT'S SOLD IN COMMISSARIES
  • LISTS OF WHAT'S ALLOWED TO BE SENT IN FROM OUTSIDE
  • LOTS OF ENTERTAINING STORIES.
  • GREAT FOR BEGINNERS AND VETERANS
  • RICH WITH INFORMATION YOU CAN USE EVERY DAY.
  • CAN BE COOKED ANYWHERE WITHOUT A PROPER KITCHEN.


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WHAT DOES THE PUBLISHER HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS BOOK?

Inmates wanting to pick up kitchen skills and eat well pitched in with food and labor. Mastering Artie's techniques could set you on a career path for an outside job in a restaurant kitchen. These are recession proof skills to have - Everybody Eats!

Seasoned Chef Artie Cuisine paid his debt to society cooking all the way! JAILHOUSE COOKBOOK is a no-holds-barred-tell-all cooking saga about a stubborn, plucky, resolute chef's passion to cook and eat well while serving time. Part story, manual, food survival handbook, humor and inspiration.

This "Cooking 101" primer teaches inmates - in institutions where inmate cooking is permitted - how to prepare gourmet meals in prison, without a kitchen, oven or stove. Inmates can...

  • Learn how to cook gourmet meals in prison, and apply those skills on the outside later.
  • Be inspired by the possibilities of a restaurant career. Many restaurant owners overlook prison records of hard workers with some kitchen skills.
  • Find the act of cooking food provides a sense of comfort, accomplishment and self-esteem.
  • As a good cook, gain standing in the inmate community.
  • Be engaged in a positive, healthy activity making something they are proud of.
  • Enjoy praise from fellow inmates (and staff) for the product of their labor.
  • Earn "currency" for cooking custom items on request.
  • Learn about American and international cuisine and common foreign food terms.
  • Learn how to make the best of what's available at the commissary.
  • Learn what foods and utensils are legally allowed sent in from outside.
  • Feel useful and worthwhile, while alleviating boredom.
  • Experience the comfort of cooking and eating away from the mess hall.
  • Enjoy special Holiday Recipes for Thanksgiving, Easter, and Christmas.
  • Artie says: "Just because we're incarcerated doesn't mean we can't celebrate the holidays in style".
  • AND...Never have to eat another spread!

This deliciously edible and entertaining biography is rudely eloquent and irreverent, a quirky journey of physical and emotional survival. Years in the trenches of New York's finest restaurant kitchens prepared him for this. A you-are-there-reality that can only be told by someone who lived it - and cooked it! Devising banquets in prison dorms was his recreation, his currency, his safety net, his challenge Artie's survival mantra "No oven? No stove? No problem!" strengthened his resolve to eat well in prison - even in the 'Box'. Cooking was a daily dare and an "escape". Self preservation=gang protection in exchange for dinner on the table!

Find recipes for foods you crave, especially in the unexpected Holiday Menu chapter with its sumptuous dishes for a prison Thanksgiving, Easter and Christmas: Pineapple-Glazed Baked Ham; BBQ Fried Chicken; Roast Garlic Whipped Potatoes; Candied Yams; Caramelized Onion and Corn Stuffing; Apple Orange Cranberry Sauce; Cookie Crusted Pumpkin Pie; and more.

For two Years Artie painstakingly tested and hand wrote 110 recipes with inspirational narratives, and mailed them to his publisher day after day. Here are 110 hard-to-believe-can-be-cooked-in-prison gourmet American and International recipes with detailed instructions, developed for a demanding inmate clientele of high flying embezzlers, drug czars, extortionists "etc." You can cook these recipes at home, in school dorms, RVs, on camping trips, and IN JAIL!

Chef Artie reveals how to navigate the prison system with chapters on: "Equipment to Make Your Cooking Life Easier"; "Food Items Sold at My Commissary"; "Food and Utensils My Facilities Allowed Sent in From Outside"; and "Typical Foods I requested From Home". There's a Glossary and Weights and Measures tips - a 16oz bean can speaks for itself!

In Jailhouse Cookbook, Artie Cuisine is at the top of his game, king of his genre. So hold onto your toque, grab your apron, and take a wild ride with Chef Artie as he weaves his magic in JAILHOUSE COOKBOOK: The Prisoner's Recipe Bible.


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What Readers Are Saying

"A MUST-READ FOR A UNIQUE AUDIENCE" Chef Artie Cuisine's "Jailhouse Cookbook" is an excellent and truly useful "how to" book that could ease and enhance the lives of any of the hundreds of thousands of inmates that populate U.S. federal and state prison systems. I say this from the perspective of spending the last 40 years as a criminal defense lawyer who has both observed and discussed prison conditions with numerous clients throughout the United States.

The book is highly informative with myriad practical suggestions and recipes that can be adapted by the user to the available ingredients and specific conditions at the location of his or her incarceration. Even if the inmate lacks access to a formal kitchen, it provides insights into what creative uses can be made of things that are often available in a prison environment. Given the author's education and substantial experience as a trained chef, the recipes are also well worth trying even in a non-prison environment. It also might provide inspiration to the reader for a viable career on the "outside".

APC, Attorney, CA

"I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS AMAZING BOOK"! I sent this book to a friend in prison who was desperately looking for recipes after he learned he could cook there. HE LOVED IT!!! It seems the author went out of his way to make this book not just about cooking in prison and other places with limited resources, but also about the challenge of having something positive to look forward to every day. This book is very cleverly written. I enjoyed the story before each recipe, Artie's great wit and positive attitude made what must have been a difficult experience seem easy.

Sunshine, NY

"GREATEST COOKBOOK" The Jailhouse Cookbook is a fascinating read, amazingly poignant insight into Chef's extraordinary life. Cleverly written, humorous, innovative, I couldn't put it down. How to do the most with what you have! And amazing recipes too! Can't wait for Book No. 2.

Lana, CA

"FASCINATING" This cook book is amazing! I love reading cook books, but I have never read one with such detailed explanations of each cooking process. The humorous, down to earth descriptions of each culinary accomplishment is entertaining reading.

Florida Foodie, FL

"WORTHWHILE": We really enjoyed this very unusual book. It is well written and informative. The recipes look very tempting although we haven't tried them yet. We recommend the book.

JKK, CT

"FABULOUSLY ENTERTAINING" I'm hope when I'm in lockup I'll be there with Artie! This book is filled with great recipes and fabulous entertainment.

John T. Carter, NY

"HIGHLY CREATIVE" One of the best ways to pass time - especially in prison - is to be highly creative with limited resources. Food takes on a special position in these circumstances and this book "Jailhouse Cookbook" shows a wonderful creativity being put to good use. What one can do with limited supplies and ingredients is amazing. Great cooks can't be confined.

Time to Read, FL

"I LOVE THIS BOOK" I really enjoyed this book. It is written by a trained, New York professional chef, who really knows his business. The introduction to each recipe is fascinating, with descriptions of what inspired them. It is amazing that such gourmet meals can be cooked in prison. The instructions are very clear and easy to follow. I have a very small kitchen with very few utensils, and I made the Won Tons and the dipping sauce and they were delicious.

Alho, NY

"JAILHOUSE COOKBOOK ROCKS" Talk about turning lemons into lemonade. New York chef Artie Cuisine spends his time doing time creating amazing dishes you'll want to try. With a minimum of fancy ingredients and cooking equipment, he serves up a multitude of recipes, including just the right amount of instruction and a large dollop of humor.

BDG, NY

"WOW REALLY A GREAT READ AND GREAT BOOK" This book is very satisfying. It really fills the need of incarcerated men and women who are in facilities where cooking is allowed. I didn't know prisoners are allowed to prepare their own meals. I was surprised at how creative Artie managed to be, cooking seriously gourmet meals. Cooking and teaching others how to eat well seems to have kept his spirits up and somehow helped him maintain a sense of humor. I really enjoyed this book and I'm waiting for the next one.

APS, Sherman Oaks, CA

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The Author

About Artie Cuisine

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Cooking has always been his life, and the kitchen his home. He never felt uncomfortable cooking anywhere, unless some head chef was smacking him around!

After graduating from New York's Institute of Culinary Education, he worked in some of New York's most prestigious restaurants, and furthered his culinary education by studying at culinary schools in New Orleans, Hong Kong and Bangkok. He also attended the prestigious International School for Confectionery Arts in Maryland where he studied under renowned patissier and chocolatier Ewald Notter, learning chocolate work, sugar casting and sugar sculpting.

He founded a culinary consulting firm providing food design, food quality improvement and cost reduction advice to the restaurant industry. He was a food stylist for food magazine film shoots, and provided food preparation and technique demonstrations at food festivals and the Macy's department store, and banquet service for 2000 at charity functions. Then ...

No more truffles, no more foie gras, no more flavored oils, no more fancy equipment, and he definitely didn't have to worry if his meat and fish were fresh, because there weren't any ... he found himself residing at a New York State Department of Corrections facility.

Chef Artie lives in Europe, cooking, eating, writing and jogging on the beach with his dog. He is a restaurateur, and TV & radio chef.

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